Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it’s just not the same.Then he...
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Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it’s just not the same.Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it’s not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . . Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.
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Format: paperback
ISBN:
9780061920929 (0061920924)
ASIN: 61920924
Publish date: July 26th 2011
Publisher: Balzer & Bray
Pages no: 336
Edition language: English
Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same. Then he m...
I liked this books a lot. I stumbled across this book and started it just to see what it was all about, and ended up really liking it. I took a little break in the middle and came back liking it a bit less but overall the book was good. I liked that he was tragically fat, and unattractive, and doome...
This book would've been a solid four, but the ending sucked.
This book is indeed different. Vampire who is physically unfit. But I didn't really get the humor. I think it was ok to read, just not that good.
Wow what a story. I didn't expect most of the stuff that happened. I just expected a story about a boy who gets turned to vampire and has to live with it, I got the first part. But with that also action, more vampires, the lead character changing and lots more.The last part of the book just went by ...
12 years ago
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