May 29, 2012Akhmed and The Atomic Matzo BallsMeet Akhmed, the quirky Iranian president whose only regret was not hooking up with Rosie O'Donnell, who keeps magazines scattered on the floor near his bed, who eats matzo balls soup, has a short-man complex and is strangely paranoid. "Pork makes you stu...
Akhmed is in a tizzy. He cannot believe that the rest of the world (even the Koreans! And the Pakistanis!) have nukes, but not Iran. What is wrong with his scientists?And that’s not the only thing Akhmed’s worried about – his collaborators in the grand scheme to deliver a blow to the USA are loonier...