I can not begin to extol the fine virtues of this book. It's cruelly brilliant. If you have children, you need this to survive. If you have been a child, it will prove to be a printed hallmark moment to your undying legacy.The illustrations are very nice and the poems/nursery rhymes will have You ...
“The eagles who soar through the sky are at restAnd the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.”LOL this book was hilarious.
A bedtime book for parents with a catchy title. I read about this and wanted to get my hands on it immediately. This book was hilarious and so honest. I made the mistake of reading this at work - there were a few outbursts involved. Lol Highly recommended if you've ever had to deal with a small chil...