GREG OLEAR, a creative writing professor at Manhattanville College, is the author of the novel TOTALLY KILLER (Harper, 2009), now available in French (Éditions Gallmeister).His second novel, FATHERMUCKER (Harper, 2011), concerns a day in the life of a stay-at-home dad; he describes it as "Ulysses by way of Us Weekly."He is the senior editor of The Nervous Breakdown and the founding editor of Fathermucker: The Blog (fathermucker.com).Please follow him on Twitter (@gregolear), friend him on Facebook, add him to your innermost Google + circle, visit his website (the cleverly-URLed gregolear.com), and, if it's not too much trouble, compose a Miltonic sonnet in his honor.