Hannah Friedman is neither avid trapeze artist nor professional philologist. Hannah Friedman cannot talk with turtles or bend spoons with her mind. Hannah has a regular amount of toes, enjoys thick cappuccino foam, and is allergic to cat dander. She grew up in New York, graduated from Yale, and promptly took a nap. Hannah Friedman detests pretension, and therefore experiences no greater pleasure than writing all about herself in the third person. She also despises flagrant self-promotion, and encourages you to check out her TV shows, blogs, plays, and award-winning comedy songs at: www.hannahfriedman.com and www.youtube.com/writinghannah Hannah Friedman encourages you to follow your dreams. She aspires to save the world, or at least to invent a puppy-sized elephant.