Ever had an old friend ask you to be the best man in his wedding, then have his wife give you a naked lap dance?I guess it probably isn't something that happens everyday. It happened to me while I was back home on leave from the Marine Corps. I'm stationed out in 29 Palms, California, so it's nice to get back sometimes and away from the desert.Usually I just try to have fun, get drunk, and chase skirts, but this time an old friend of mine badly needed me to be in his wedding as the best man.Against what I think was my better judgment I ended up just going for it. I figured why not? So I say yes to the being the best man, and yes to the lap dance. But what I really didn't count on saying yes to happened at the wedding itself.It'll be hard to top that wedding. I probably never will.WARNING:This ebook contains mature themes and language. 18+ readers only!