They come for Christmas and they just won't leave... They eat you out of house and home... And they're oblivious to the pain they're causing you... They drive you mad. Blood is thicker than water, they say, but your family at Christmas causes you to think more and more about spilling blood... HOW TO GET RID OF UNWANTED HOUSE GUESTS is a specially-commissioned short story which forms a part of our Christmas Chills series. It's a story which tickles the darker side of your funny-bone, penned by the best-selling horror author AJ Kirby. If Christmas has made you feel a wee bit cynical, and thirsty for a bit of good old me-time, then this is the tale for you...