by Edward Naughty
Nice title! The name of the author is also spectacular!Better than Dallas Sketchman, though!Fortunately it was for free.Nothing more to say...DON'T CLICK HERE, IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY!!!!! [spoiler] Gross! Isn't it? *hehe*Now serious. Don't click that spoiler! [/spoiler] [spoiler] I couldn't hel...
Today I learned several very interesting facts!1. Tentacle monsters feed on sexual vibrations.2. Sexual arousal has vibrations. 3. Tentacle monster slime smells like vanilla extract. (WTF??)4. Severed tentacles have deep human-like emotions. 5. To best catch a runaway severed tentacle you should roa...
A naive 20 year old girl named Jenny encounters a poorly-described tentacle monster who wants to penetrate her orifices.I'm not a monster porn aficionado by any means. This is only the third or fourth one I've read. However, either I've been fortunate thus far and have only encountered some of the b...
I never knew it would be possible to fall in love with a book tittle. That, of course, was before I came across a book named I've Fallen and there's a Tentacle in My Butt. What can I say? It was love at first eye roll. Will she find the tentacle before it nestles in some unsuspecting person’s war...
I never knew it would be possible to fall in love with a book tittle. That, of course, was before I came across a book named I've Fallen and there's a Tentacle in My Butt. What can I say? It was love at first eye roll. Will she find the tentacle before it nestles in some unsuspecting person’s war...
Because all the grammatical errors? Not as funny as this: "'I've fallen and there's a tentacle in my butt,' Jenny whimpered." I think that says it all to be honest.
It is no secret I'm a tentacle lover. When this book was offered, I couldn't resist reading it. This book is a 2.5 star. It's amusing. It's lighthearted funny. This "monster" is a sex fiend. I liked the sex. The rest of the story was eh. The switching point of view was a bit annoying. My re...
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