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Jeff Somers
Jeff Somers was born in Jersey City, New Jersey. As a child he imagined he would be a brain surgeon, until a spirit-crushing experience convinced him that in order to be a brain surgeon he would have to actually attend school, work hard, and master basic mathematics. After a severe head trauma,... show more



Jeff Somers was born in Jersey City, New Jersey. As a child he imagined he would be a brain surgeon, until a spirit-crushing experience convinced him that in order to be a brain surgeon he would have to actually attend school, work hard, and master basic mathematics. After a severe head trauma, he chose instead to write stories and learn the high art of cocktail mixing, and spent the next twenty years in a pleasant haze of fiction and booze.In 1995 Jeff began publishing his own magazine, The Inner Swine (www.innerswine.com). His published novels include the Avery Cates series, "We Are not Good People", "Chum", and "The Ruiner."He's also had stories published in many magazines, most of which regret the connection. His story "Ringing the Changes" was chosen for "Best American Mystery Stories 2006" and his story "sift, almost invisible, through" appeared in "Crimes by Moonlight" edited by Charlaine Harris in 2010.He currently lives in Hoboken, NJ, with his lovely wife Danette and their plump, imperious cats. In-between all this and writing too, Jeff plays chess and staves off despair with cocktails.

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That's What I'm Talking About
That's What I'm Talking About rated it 7 years ago
“Even Hand” by Jim Butcher (Dresden Files) This story is shared from Dresden’s long-time nemesis, John Marcone. Justine shows up with a baby and asks for sanctuary from Mag, a powerful fomor wizard. Marcone isn’t one for making bad business decisions, but takes Justine in because one of Marcone’s...
Shizuku's Sleepy Reviews
Shizuku's Sleepy Reviews rated it 9 years ago
This is what I've finished so far:"Grave Matter - A Mike Hammer Story" - Max Allan Collins and Mickey Spillane This was a fairly amusing story. Though there wasn't much of a point to me.
Beauty and the Book
Beauty and the Book rated it 11 years ago
I liked this book before I started to really know the characters. Initially, I felt I could relate to some of them and the story took me back to drunken college days and some fond memories but that is about where my relating stopped. As the story went on, I began to relate the whole novel to a night...
MizNikki
MizNikki rated it 11 years ago
Blood, Words, and PowerIn it lies power.A power untold.Words do wonders.Which ones are wove?With a blade or knife I nick.Extinguishing life in a flick.More blood bled, stronger indeed.More bodies will fall before I succeed.There is power, then there is greed.I need. I need.To Bleed.by NikkiThese cha...
Housewife Blues and Chihuahua Stories
The down and dirty blood magic used in Trickster is not a new one but the ways in which Lem, Mags, Hiram, Amir and the rest implement the magic are beyond the scope of anything I have ever read so far.The entire book becomes centered on one thing stopping Archmage Mika Renar from destroying almost ...
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