JM Guillen was a normal, mild mannered midwesterner until he achieved his lifelong dream of being a full-time writer in the summer of 2011. When one of his stories, "The Herald of Autumn," was nominated for a Nebula Award, it was the final straw for his mundanity.He immediately went mad with a miniscule, insignificant amount of power.Soon he was declaring himself to be "exempt from the laws of men, regarding pants," and conducting mad experiments regarding human tolerance for rum. In between attempts at taking over Strafford Missouri, he also dabbles in weird fiction. Besides science fiction, fantasy, and horror, he is best known for implementing schemes, plots, and ploys.Today, the self-described supervillain spends his days luring fools into joining Irrational Worlds LLC, which he describes as "an evil publishing consortium." By night, he scrawls brilliant, incomprehensible stories and expects to be lauded for his genius.