Inner rational voice: How dare you spend money! We're broke.Reader Me: Look, I really need to laugh, okay. This is really funny. See?Inner rational voice: The bit about the shed and the PM is so great. Reader Me: And the cheese. The bit about cheese.
Some people say civilisation after a zombie apocalypse will go back to The Stone Age. Nobody tidies up or collects the bins. The electricity keeps going off. There are dead bodies piled up in the streets. It is actually more like the 1970s. I guess, I'm just not the right audience for this boo...
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