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Josie Brown
My novels are:- The Housewife Assassin's Handbook [Book 1; 2011, Signal Press] - The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing [Book 2; 2012, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips [Book 3; 2012, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide [Book... show more

My novels are:- The Housewife Assassin's Handbook [Book 1; 2011, Signal Press] - The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing [Book 2; 2012, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips [Book 3; 2012, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide [Book 4; 2013, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Vacation to Die For [Book 5; August 2013, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Recipes for Disaster [Book 6; November 2013, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Hollywood Scream Play [Book 7: March 2014, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Deadly Dossier [Series Prequel; June 2014, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Killer App [Book 8; August 2014, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Hostage Hosting Tips [Book 9; November 2014, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Garden of Deadly Delights [Book 10; March 2015, Signal Press]- The Housewife Assassin's Tips for Weddings, Weapons, and Warfare (Book 11; July 2015; Signal Press] - The Candidate [Steamy Political Thriller; 2013 Signal Press]- Totlandia/Onesies, Book 1/Fall [2012, Signal Press]- Totlandia/Onesies, Book 2/Winter [2012, Signal Press]- Totlandia/Onesies, Book 3 / Spring [2013, Signal Press]- Totlandia/Onesies, Book 4 / Summer [2013, Signal Press]- Totlandia/Twosies, Book 5 / Fall [2015, Signal Press)- The Baby Planner [2011, Simon & Schuster]- True Hollywood Lies Series [2011 / 2005, Signal Press], including - Hollywood Hunk - Hollywood Whore- Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives [2010, Simon & Schuster] which was optioned by producer Jerry Bruckheimer as a dramatic series for television.Like most authors I know, I'm a voracious reader. My favorite classic authors are Edith Wharton, John le Carre, Martin Cruz Smith, Jane Austen, Graham Greene, P.D. Wodehouse, Margaret Mitchell, Glen David Gold, and Raymond Chandler. As for contemporary authors, I think that both Martin Cruz Smith and John Le Carre are two of the best writers alive, and I love the writing styles of Helen Fielding, Jackie Collins and Allison Pearson. I think John Lescroart and MJ Rose are amazing, both as authors and author advocates. I'm a cinephile (I see everything--chick flicks, action films, art house movies, almost every kind of foreign film) and I'm a walker and hiker--anywhere from four to eleven miles a day. Otherwise, I'M WRITING. Or researching for my next books....meeting the wonderful people who let me know that what I write resonates with them...or hanging out in my fave bookstores (which is any bookstore in any town I happen to be in, at the time).I've got a sweet romantic husband (who both cooks AND walks the dog, come rain, sleet or flood), and two great funny kids, a boy and a girl. Yeah, I know, I'm lucky, and I should count my blessings. (Believe me, I do!)I'm also the author of three non-fiction books: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Finding Mr. Right [Alpha/Pearson]; Marriage Confidential: 102 Honest Answers to the Questions Every Husband Wants to Ask, and Every Wife Needs to Know [Signal Press]; and Last Night I Dreamt of Cosmopolatans: A Modern Girl's Dream Dictionary [St. Martin's Press]As a journalist, my celebrity interviews and relationships trends articles have been featured in Los Angeles Times Syndicate International, Redbook and Complete Woman magazines, as well as AOL, Yahoo, AskMen.com, Divorce360.com, and SingleMindedWomen.comYou can connect with me here, or on:- Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/JosieBrownAuthor- Twitter: http://twitter.com/JosieBrownCAPRAISE FOR JOSIE'S BOOKS:The Baby Planner"Brown takes baby mania to its illogical, hysterical extreme in this bubbly romp....But what begins as a light foray into Bugaboo country turns into something bigger than a satire of status-obsessed Bay Area yummy mummies as Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family, with Katie's heartbreaking longing for a child unveiling a disturbing reality about her marriage and family. Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together." --Publishers Weekly Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex, money and scandal of an OK Magazine cover. Truly entertaining reading."--Jackie Collins, Hollywood Wives"Josie Brown's writing is whip-smart as well as wickedly funny, and just as you are enjoying the ride she takes you on, she shatters your heart with her insight into modern lives." --Tatjana Soli, New York Times bestselling author and 2011 recipient of the James Tait Black Memorial Prize for fiction for The Lotus Eaters"Already touted as the perfect summer beach read, this character driven (sometimes steamy) book can best be described as the offspring of an affair between Desperate Housewives and a Jennifer Weiner novel....A quick look into the sometimes catty world of wealth where priorities get shifted, friendships get broken and marriages, like their mansions, get rearranged. It was light and fluffy (with some excellent dialogue.)..." -- GoodHousekeeping.com"I loved it! Josie Brown captures the highs and lows of love, lust and marriage with heartwrenching pathos. I'm recommending it to all my friends as the perfect beach read!" -- Lisa Rinna, acatress, and author of the novel Starlit True Hollywood Lies The tone is confessional, the writing laced with venomous humor..."--Wall Street Journal"Brown captures the humor of working for a megalomaniac...[A] well-paced, entertaining story..." --Publishers Weekly"A fine piece of literary work." --New York PostImpossibly Tongue-Tied"Brad, Angelina, Britney and Kevin may want to check out Josie Brown's new novel, Impossibly Tongue-Tied, for its ripped-from-the-headlines plot that mixes their scandals together..." - PAGE SIX, New York PostJosie lives in San Francisco, California, with Martin and our two children.Martin, my husband: THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO FINDING MR. RIGHT, and MARRIAGE CONFIDENTIAL: 102 HONEST Answers to the Questions Every Husband Wants to Ask, and Every Wife Needs to Know.
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AdventurousBooks
AdventurousBooks rated it 8 years ago
I was pleasantly surprised by this book. It had some great mystery & story telling along with an awesome use of satirical style balance. If I were a housewife assassin I believe this would be my memoir!I really enjoyed how the sex scenes didn't go all 50 shades of grey because honestly it's overrate...
Books!
Books! rated it 9 years ago
I received a copy of this audiobook in exchange for a review.This story follows Donna and her unusual life. On the surface, she appears to be an average stay at home mom living a pretty advantaged life... but the reader/listener soon learns there is more to the story than that! Donna is actually a p...
Musings and Ramblings
Musings and Ramblings rated it 10 years ago
At some point in time, I remember seeing the cover of this book and it peaking my interest. I honestly don't remember where or when, but it's familiar. And the title struck a cord with me, The Housewife Assassin. It just sounds intriguing, no? That's why when I saw it on Audiobook Jukebox I just kne...
BookHounds
BookHounds rated it 10 years ago
MY THOUGHTS ABSOLUTLEY LOVED IT So spring has turned to summer and the moms on probation have completed all of the challenges put forth by Bettina, the sadistic leader of the Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club. Ally and Jillian have launched a pie shop that is turning around Jillian's life. Jade h...
BookHounds
BookHounds rated it 11 years ago
MY THOUGHTSABSOLUTELY LOVED IT***spoilers if you haven't read the first two***Bettina comes face to face with Kelly and although it has taken her awhile to catch on to her deviousness, she slowly comes to terms with her philandering husband, Art. I think I have met this character in real life. Art...
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