To be a librarian...what an ideal job. Right? You work around books all day, get first dibs on checking out the ones you're interested in, you get to boss people around and tell them to be quiet. It's a low key job. There's stress, of course, but it's not life-shattering, world-building stress. ...
Conspiracy humor.That sounds like a joke itself. There just aren't enough books where librarians get to lead adventuress lives. Why should archeologists have all the fun? Or lawyers? There's a really unlikely hero, and yet, books and movies are full of them.