Maxim # 15 - Jan/Feb 1999 Magazine
UPC: 00928103744602
ISSN: 1092-9789
Volume 3 Issue # 1 Number 15
TABLE OF CONTENTS

FEATURES
88 FREE LUNCH
CRASH THE SUPER BOWL!
Last year we gave four men a mission: to lie, cheat, or bribe their way into sports' biggest event. Here's the play-by-play.
94 TIME BANDITS
1999 CALENDARS
Tired of hokey calendars graced by images of starships. kittens, angels, and kitten-angels? Us too. Step right this way.
98 3.5 METRIC TONS OF USEFUL STUFF
MAXIM'S ROAD MAP TO EASY STREET
No doubt about it, existence is far too complicated. But these life-simplifying tips will leave you with the extra hammock time that's so important to your health.
104 COVER GIRL
BRIDGET FONDA
She swears she'll stop cussing, but that doesn't stop us from loving her.
108 LOSING OUR RELIGION
50 SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
Male synchronized swimmers, Shari Lewis' head, and foulmouthed Teletubbies add up to one thing: The world ends not with a bang but a laugh. Plus, an apocalypse puzzle page
118 BUYING GUIDE
SILK STALKING
Buying Valentine's Day lingerie is such a chore! We make it easy with a Maxim runway show. Also, commentary from real women about whether they'd wear it or wrap it around your perverted neck.
126 McFITNESS
MUSCLE UP BY MARCH
Men will fear you, women will love you,, and your health club will curse you for canceling after only 12 weeks.
132 SIN CITY
CONFESSIONS OF A STRIP CLUB BOUNCER
elebrity mayhem! Naked dancers! Mafia mischief! Naked dancers! Murder! And naked dancers-who are naked!
142 STYLE
HIT THE TOWN
Danny Musico, International Boxing Council super-middleweight champ, goes 10 rounds at NYC's hottest clubs.
COLUMNS
56 SAYS HER
WHY WE PICK ON EVERY LITTLE THING
60 BUCKS
A PALM GREASER'S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE
64 SPORTS
THE TOUGHEST MAN ON ICE
68 GRIND
EXECUTIVE SWEETS
151 WINE & DINE
FIRE STARTERS
152 POT O' GOLD
154 STUFF
BUY THIS TANK!
DEPARTMENTS
32 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
52 TOY CHEST
72 HANG TIME
160 INSERT CAPTION HERE