milkrun'milk run (plural) milkruns noun1. a routine and often slow journey esp. taken from the delivery of milk 2. The process of dating to no avail why am I on the milkrun and not the express?!> Of all the ways to find myself Single Again, this has to be the worst. A "Dear Jackie" e-mail from my supposed boyfriend, who claimed to be "finding himself" in Thailand. Instead, he's found someone else. And dumped me. But I, Jackie Norris, will bounce back! I will become Crazy Dating Girl and prove to Jilting Jeremy that I am over him! One snag: Why do all the guys I meet either have groping hands, lunatic tendencies or a worrying interest in putting up shelves? I need a man who wants to rip my clothes off, feed me pizza, then have stimulating, intelligent conversation. Single in Boston -- c'mon there has to be someone! Hip and Hilarious, Milkrun is a must-read for anyone who longs for the express -- but is stuck on the local . . . Author Biography: An irrepressibly optimistic twenty-something, Sarah Mlynowski is also the proud owner of numerous first-date outfits. Sarah lives and works in Toronto. Milkrun is her first novel.