First, there is no man/unicorn sweet, sweet lovin'. I was mislead and now I am bitter unto the core. Second, this was truly awful. Third, I laughed so hard a threw up a little in my mouth. So there's that. I guess. Am I addicted to uniporn now?
Let me start with the things I did like about Paris Bites: the setting, premise and main character Samantha. A vampire story set in Paris, centering on a vampire searching for his mate who runs into the female version of Oliver Twist. Christopher sees Samantha as the key to stealing an ancient jewel...
I was surprised at how quickly and easily Angela got Jesse to sleep with her, and I cannot figure out why even after he told Lydia they weren't getting married, she continued to plan their wedding?! He didn't have anything to do with her while he was taking dance lessons and sleeping with Angela, b...
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