"uncensored versionGET AWAY, BEAR!” I yell as loudly as I can. I wave my arms, I stamp my feet, I stand up as tall as I can (all 5”2 of me), I stare him down. ‘Don’t push me,’ I mentally plead. ‘Don’t try to eat me. Just accept that I’m loud and scary and I’ll fight you off, and go and find a fish or something else to eat.’ All my play-acting fails. The bear starts plodding towards me, his eyes fixed firmly on my face. I try even harder to scare him off. I jump up and down, screaming as loud as I can. “FUCK OFF, BEAR!” All of a sudden, the bear stands up, towering over me. It bends down, puts its face in my face, and bellows in perfect English, “MAKE ME, HUMAN!” I stumble backwards until I hit the tree, completely shocked. Limited time: this book also includes over ~10 hours of bonus stories for you to enjoy. **Warning: The content of this book is extremely explicit** Reader Advisory: This is a short story that you should be able to read in about an hour, if you make it. In total, you can expect about 11-12 hours of entertainment. **Warning: The content of this book is extremely explicit**"