Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010), the most loathed of the Hollywood lushes. This quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity moved from one situation to another leaving behind a trail of misery. Married seven times to husbands who predeceased her, her children were taken into care. Her obsession was with Rudolph Valentino, in proving he never had sex with men and with no woman but her. Her book, My Life With Rudy, which she boasted would take the world by storm, took 68 years to complete, minutes to destroy by her victims. In 1947, newly widowed, she disappeared and these victims prayed that she was dead. She was in Italy with a new quest, to have Valentino canonised by the Pope. This Hilariously Funny 5th book in the Ns Saga tells the story of that horrific time. Note: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Warnng: contains adult material of a sexual nature.