Who wants to be like a Disney Princess? Girls? You do? Good! Better be nice and kind and demure ALL THE TIME. After all, Ariel never interrupts (her father, her [male!] fishy friends) unless it's important. And Cinderella does all her chores without complaining, right?
Pinocchio would not admitThe wrong thing he had done.And he kept on telling fibs--He didn't stop with one.To speak the truth is hard sometimes,But in the end you'll seeThat honesty, without a doubt,Is the best policy!Except, of course, that's complete bullshit. These "never lie" morals are always no...
It's easy enough to imagine the pitch meeting: "What do girls love? Princesses and ballerinas. Let's give 'em both". I don't blame the writer. But someone has to pay.
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