Through close study, I learned a lot about how people cover up their unkind deeds. This excerpt, which is the last part of a longer book, shows what I have learned. People cover up through as humor, duplicity, withholding information, minimization, lies, facial expressions, shaming, blaming, and name-calling. They also use indignation, silence, mockery, gaslighting, cut-offs, threats to abandon, “I can’t recall,” “Mistakes were made,” and “What do you expect?” Read this 22-page excerpt from a longer book and you will be ready to dethrone the next person who dumps on you. For those who aspire to be shits, this book is a step-by-step guide. For those who want to be accountable, this book shows how.