If it has come to this, you have gone too far to turn back. You have arrived at my author page which means that by luck, or by chance, or by force, you have been directed to one of my books. If it was by luck, then I hope you enjoy my writing and it brings some humor, logic, and enrichment to your life in some way. I am not a writer by trade. I only write if I have something of massive importance I feel you might need to know. My current work is based somewhat on my experiences as a father and my work experience with children, but it is primarily derived from my own childhood and the amazing job my parents did raising me. I'm not sure if that is a compliment to them, or just really arrogant of me to say about myself. In any case, There isn't much you need to know about me beyond what you would uncover in reading my book. I'm 29. I'm as imperfect as a father as my father was. When I exercise, I only work out my arms, because I want my sons to think I'm Superman. If that is all you know when you read, "Spank Your Child, PLEASE!", then the logic and reason I try to share with you should get you the rest of the way.