From somewhere in another room of the house, I can hear the children fighting amongst themselves. There might be name calling, there's some crying, and everyone is screaming to be heard over everyone else."Okay, kids, come on out here!"And the kids walk the Walk of Guilt and Shame from the bedroom to living room."Who started it? Why did he or she start it? And who did what to who next?""Jackson started it! He pulled my hair!""Yeah, Mom, it was Jackson! I saw him! I did! I pulled his hair back for Michaela!"**strike one**"Jackson, why did you pull her hair?""Because Michaela said I was stupid!""Yeah, Mom, she did! Michaela called Jackson stupid! I heard it! I called Michaela stupid back!"**strike two**"Michaela, why did you call Jackson stupid?""Because Jackson pulled my hair!""Mom, they need a spanking! Trust me, they do! Michaela and Jackson are always fighting!"**strike three**Now, it's Mommy's turn...