Robert P. Wills is a senior U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Four, Interrogator. That doesn't make him a bad person. He's been doing this sort of work for over 24 years and has decided that writing fantasy stories about unstable Gnomes was a logical career progression after writing intelligence reports for a living. He will concentrate on that when he retires in late 2014. Really late 2014. About as late in 2014 as one can be and still say "it was 2014 when I retired."He is currently stationed in southern Germany, Herrenberg to be exact, where he and his wife are enjoying being empty nesters and living in a massive four-story house build in 1750. It is much too large for them and they like it that way.Along with writing, Robert is an inventor with three patents (6,559,556, 7,293,681, and 8,561,951) and several innovations in his workshop. One innovation, the World's Greatest Garden Hose Guide is available on Amazon- when he can keep it in stock. He also has a marginally successful wand business on Etsy under the name SecondHandSorcery where customers are routinely insulted by Grimbledung. The odd part is that they seem to like it.Robert sells his inventions under the name SixToesInnovations- a US Veteran owned company. Buy American, people! Unless you're British, then "No hard feelings? Buy from a Colonial, please and thank you!"I am not sure why I wrote my biography in the third person...