(Adapted from The Monty Python Bookshop Sketch. Graham Chapman has already asked for a long list of bizarre books)Chapman: Oh, well do, do you have--Cleese: No, we haven't. No, we haven't.Chapman: B-b-b-but--Cleese: Sorry, no, it's one o'clock now, we're closing for lunch--Chapman: Ah, I--I saw it--...