There are no such things as mermaids...until there are. And Jack Reddit has been in love with one for years. There's only one problem--well, several, actually. They're from different countries, and long distance relationships are tricky. They're from different species, so something as simple as a date is even trickier. And then there's the age difference, and the fact that his beloved mermaid has Jack firmly in the "no wake and friend zone".

But in a world where mermaids are real, miracles happen all the time, and Jack is determined to show his sirena that whether they're in Tuscany or Wisconsin (the Tuscany of the midwest--no, really!), they're more than a match for any obstacles.