I'm a writer, author, comedian, and actor. You've probably seen me on Seinfeld, in the episode where I got the last chocolate babka, or on Curb Your Enthusiasm, where my friend Larry David calls me an asshole because I refuse to take off my sunglasses when we're inside eating lunch. And yes, he's like that in real life. My first memoir, Celebrity sTalker, is about all the Hollywood celebrities I've annoyed over the years. My second memoir, Mommy Tried to Kill Me, is due in 2015, and my third memoir, All the Bad Sex I've Had, a very, very, VERY long book, is due out in 2016. I hope you're not in that one.You should follow me on Twitter. I'm @hotcomestodie and on Facebook I'm just my regular old name, Suzy Soro. I'd join Pinterest or Instagram but feel I waste enough time on the Internet as it is. If my mother asks, tell her I'm writing.