“I know, I know. But I can always kill him later. This way, at least we get to humiliate him first.”

"Let him think that no one would ever figure out what he’d done—because that’s when I’d finally strike."

"Steel toes tend to bolster a girl’s confidence in her ability to kick some serious ass."

"I didn’t find anything useful or interesting, except for the fact that one of the guards kept a stash of porn in the bottom of his locker.

 

Of course he did. Why stare at priceless works of art for hours on end when you could look at fake, inflated boobies?"

"An iPod blared on the table. I eyed the device. That was going to be the second thing in here that I killed."