Weird-shit-wednesday

When I think of Orcs, “Lord of the Rings” comes to mind and man…
They were UGLY!!!



And there’s just one ugly goblin for me and that’s Smeagol.



Well, and having sex with any of these creatures…. I was grossed out!!!

”He released a wanton groan, his arms tightening around her for a second. She licked his chest, to encourage his wicked nature. His arms shifted, with both hands dropping to grab her butt. Thalia moaned, and it surprised her. Tristan always grabbed her butt first thing, every time, just like that. Bowing her back, she offered up her breasts.

Thankfully this read was again not more than 15 pages. I couldn’t stomach any more….



So… Just carry Thalia away....

Another Weird Shit read.

So. Yea. Well the book features an orc. Who is hungry but easily distracted...



There are also some ogres involved.



And of course a whole bunch of goblins...



Stuff happens, girl has to perform to save her own life... Repeatedly. And... yea that's pretty much it...
I didn't find it terribly interesting to be honest.



So I was ready to

Another Weird Shit read.

So. Yea. Well the book features an orc. Who is hungry but easily distracted...



There are also some ogres involved.



And of course a whole bunch of goblins...



Stuff happens, girl has to perform to save her own life... Repeatedly. And... yea that's pretty much it...
I didn't find it terribly interesting to be honest.



So I was ready to

A Weird Shit Wednesday read.

What can I say…. The title says it all. We have goblins, goblins and more goblins!



Oh and the occasional orc or ogre, coming along for the ride.

Don’t you just want to be totally ravaged by this hot specimen?


Or Shrek! Such a wet dream for any lady.


We have one fair maiden roaming the streets at night, looking for her lover. On her way, she first encounters an orc. Of course to get away, she has to suck dick.

If she had to suck off a hundred orcs to get to Tristan, she would do it in a heartbeat. Only being with Tristan mattered. So she licked him from balls to cock head, before rolling her tongue around and around that rubbery head.

After that there is an ogre and some horny goblins.

Before she knew it, the goblin was tapping the back of her throat. And she felt another set of hands on her butt, pulling her cheeks wide. Two at once? she thought. She'd considered a threesome a few times, but it always involved Tristan and his handsome cousin. Not a pair of goblins.

And boy, did she enjoy it!

Wow. My first goblin gangbang, she thought. And that made her come up short. What did I mean by my first? Hot, tingly ripples flowed through her as she shook her head. Ooooh, no, I can't do that again. Can I?

This story was not entertaining. Not entertaining at all.
It was not funny, quite boring, gross (not in a good way) and Thalia annoyed the shit out of me!



I need me some good weird shit to balance all the horrible stuff out… I am off to find some nice, decent tentacle sex/uniporn/other weird shit with men men men men men. These women I’ve been reading weird shit about lately are so incredibly dumb.

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2.5 Stars rounded up

Payback time for your piece of shit boss! (The one who humiliates you and your co-worker everytime he opens his mouth!)

1) Find out that your boss likes to be dominated by a video on the internet.


2) Get angry, that he fiered your best friend/colleage.


3) Fuck him in front of the hole office.


Somehow this story didn't catch me as much as the others. I was spitefully laughing most of the time. Because the boss deserved it. And at some point I wondered, if this wasn't rape.
So besides the great writing I love Josh Lark for, I couldn't connect.