In which Maggie, who is now here on BL, tries her damnedest to wittily demean the less than raving reviews of her book. In other words, those reviews she claims don't mean anything seem to mean everything. I guess she will be here now since posters on the KDP forums have told her to either shut up or find some wallpaper to whine to.

You know, if her book were any good at all she wouldn't be acting like a spoiled five year old.

Never say I don't bring you the best in entertainment.

ATTENTION!

Author Maggie Spence just called me and is now going to give my phone number to all who will listen. Because I am the source of all her problems here.

Evidently at loooong last I HAZ THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Now go forth my minions (all 3 of you) and, you know, read a book or something.

God in heaven."