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If you do not feel comfortable calling the number below and demanding that Pepsi bring back the greatest beverage of the 20th century, then I suggest you "like" the Facebook page. Even if you don't like this glistening amalgamation of soda and invisibility, do the rest of us a favor and click that "like" button anyway. 

Do not pass up what could very well be the most epic mouse click you've ever participated in.

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Rob Hackney and A.R. "Annette" Shaw are still upset over a negative review the latter received for her admittedly unedited book. They asked STGRB to write a post attacking the reader. Somehow, this didn't make all their problems go away, so Rob needs a hug from JBG.

Note: On more than one occasion, STGRB posted private conversations from groups and emails without the consent of those involved. JBG needs to tell Athena they broke the law. Remember the time STGRB "broke" into AAIA and "stole" private conversations they posted on the hate site?

According to Hanson, if you're reading a book and find grammar issues, the only solution (unless you're a bully) is to email the author and help her edit the book. If you choose not to do so and review the book negatively, you're full of malice and must be silenced.

So next time a book sucks, listen to J.E. Hanson and become a beta reader!!! Let's fix crappy books, one butthurt baby at a time.

Most of all, remember what JBG says...

And just in case she didn't make herself clear which side of the divide she's on...