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quote 2015-04-20 19:43
Susana "Lost in Fantasy Land"
Would you throw yourself off a bridge for me?"
Would I... "He blinked. "Couldn't I buy you a bridge instead?
It Happened One Midnight - Julie Anne Long

*Sigh*

Where have the romantic people gone?

______

Oh, right: they probably drowned ~worst sense of humour~ o_O

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quote 2015-04-20 17:14
Susana "Lost in Fantasy Land"
“The word ‘conquest’ implies a great degree of effort. Can I help it if they just . . . fall at my feet?” He tried and failed to suppress a smile that was, admittedly, rakish.
(..)
“They fall at your feet? The way birds plummet from the sky in a proverbial biblical plague?”
He whistled, impressed. “Not even my sister has yet thought to call me a biblical plague.”
It Happened One Midnight - Julie Anne Long

LOL

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quote 2015-04-20 15:12
Susana "Lost in Fantasy Land"
“Well, I’m off to fashion a noose,” he said grimly, by way of excusing himself.
“Ha ha!” His mother laughed indulgently.
His father simply smiled generally. Very likely wasn’t listening at all.
It Happened One Midnight - Julie Anne Long

His father has decided that it's about time for Jonathan to get married. So, as an added "incentive" he has withheld the guy's allowance. Since his latest investment didn't work out as he was planning, he's facing the joys of being penniless.

 

So, what does a guy do when he doesn't have any money of his own?

__________

He will probably get married to someone sure to give his dear Papa an apoplexy. lol

someone with even less money that he has :D

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review 2014-05-25 03:16
Horrorvacui000
"Is it too late for me to realize that I'm a lesbian? Sure, I like penises, but I'm a smart girl - I could figure out what to do with the lady bits if need be."


"I swear, Roberts, the more I learn about your gender, the more I think a sperm donor, a good handyman, and a great vibrator is the better way to go. "
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quote 2013-12-05 19:13
RedT Reads Randomly
". . . It dimly grew brighter.

Suddenly, it was almost instantly warmer.

Lower your weapons Captain, and you might be spared the wraith of the Demon."
Stranger Things Have Happened - Joshua Krause

Stranger Things Have Happened, by Joshua Krause

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