Not even remotely book related, but tonight is the eurovision song contest, which, for you non europeans,  is basically sanctioned europe wide war, with spangly dresses, synchronised dancing, and singing of various quality. 

The swedish voiceover commentators are fairly infamous for a level of snark that approaches a typical YA gif review. But that comment is so far definitely the winner for me tonight :)

Also, Finland managed it's second decent entry in forty odd years, if they aren't careful they'll make a habit of it, and the singer from Austria had a glorious evening dress, and an even more glorious beard. 

Ahh eurovision, we love you.