Is it a crime to love solving difficult math problems? Is it abnormal to get excited about unusual grammatical structures? Is it asinine to love obscure vocabulary words and their etymologies? If so, Ted Dorsey is guilty. Ted scored perfectly on the ACT (36), the SAT Subject Tests in Literature (800) and Math Level 2 (800). He had a perfect score on the old-old SAT (1600), the old SAT (2400), and is looking forward to his shot at the new SAT once College Board finally decides to stop kicking him out of the test. Ted has appeared on Jeopardy! and regrets to tell you he did not record a perfect score there. Ted is a graduate of Princeton University (A.B. in English Literature and Theatre) and UCLA (M.A. in Education). He has many interests, including scoring perfectly on standardized tests, education, psychology, baseball, and music.