The Cannibals of Candyland
There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy. They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins. During the day, while you are away at work, they come above ground and prowl our streets for food. Their prey: your children. They lure young boys... show more
There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy. They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins. During the day, while you are away at work, they come above ground and prowl our streets for food. Their prey: your children. They lure young boys and girls to them with their sweet scent and bright colorful candy coating, then rip them apart with razor sharp teeth and claws. When he was a child, Franklin Pierce witnessed the death of his siblings at the hands of a candy woman with pink cotton candy hair. Since that day, the candy people have become his obsession. He has spent his entire life trying to prove that they exist. And after discovering the entrance to the underground world of the candy people, Franklin finds himself venturing into their sugary domain. His mission: capture one of them and bring it back, dead or alive. Cannibals of Candyland is an erotic horror story for the bizarro reader. Dark, disturbing, and absurd; this isn't the board game version of candy land you used to play as a kid.
Publish date: 2009-08-28
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Pages no: 164
Edition language: English
, Science Fiction Fantasy
, Adult Fiction
, Bizarro Fiction
tbh this was the weirdest book I've ever read in my entire life, and I absolutely loved every second of it. I loved the gore, especially in contrast with the sugary sweet setting. I loved Franklin as a character, I love Jujy as a character, and more importantly, I genuinely enjoyed the romantic aspe...
I can read a lot of this strange shit that bizarro dishes out, but children mutilation I believe is my limit. When it becomes the main focus.This tale by founder of bizarro "My favorite genre" Mr. Carlton Mellrick. Takes us over to Candyland of the cannibals. Not a roll of the dice for the youngster...
a quick and fast-paced read with some great ideas! i'm still fairly new to the world of bizarro but this is one of the best novels i've read so far. loved all the descriptions of candy people and candyland. is it weird that it made me hungry? i do have a giant sweeth tooth ...however, i was not happ...
I was expecting and hoping a for a story within the Candyland mythos but Mellick created an original culture based on the idea of candy people.Really cute and violent. A Bizarro beach read.