Incredibly funny & readable, can't wait for the next installment.."I won't be late," I lied, "and if I'm not home it means that I've stayed at one of me mates.""Mates? Which Mates?" she asked suspiciously. "Ooh, I'd like to be behind you to see what you're up to with these mates, my lad."'You wouldn...
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