The Eye of Argon
Format: kindle
ASIN: B004T5VTSY
Wow. So this is the infamous Eye of Argon. I’d heard things—hilarious, unbelievable things—but I wasn’t prepared for the reality. I was not prepared. Wow. I read this so I could follow along with a bookish podcast that’s sporking it (372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back). It deserves every bit of notori...
We've all seen movies that are "so bad it's good." I never thought a book could accomplish that same level of horrible wonderfulness, until I read this work. I fell into the dilemma everyone else had in what rating to give it. On one hand, it is just worst book ever in the world. The worst writi...
Prefer an "engrossed titan" who ignores "the queries of an inquisitive female, pulling her towards him and crushing her sagging nipples to his yearning chest"?Want your narrator's consciousness to return "in stygmatic pools as his mind gradually cleared of the cobwebs cluttering its inner recesses, ...
Lots of purple prose and gore and blood and "wenches" & some "creative" use of the English language. Not as fun as "My Immortal" imho.
A 1 and a 5. It is both but nothing between. This is indeed a very difficult one to rate. First of all, this is not a full-length book, it is just a short story, at around half the size of a novella. I'm still not sure if I should try to write a review, maybe one could just look at all the other rev...
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