The time has come to climb to the top of Mount Sinai (or in this case, fire up your Kindle) and receive the Ten Commandments as dictated by God, Himself (for the purpose of this Bible-inspired advertising pitch, that’s me – Editor).

The tenth edition of The Football Pink is devoted – chapter and verse – to the theme of the Ten Commandments:

I: I AM THE LORD THY GOD, THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BEFORE ME
II: THOU SHALT NOT MAKE UNTO THEE ANY GRAVEN IMAGE
III: THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN
IV: REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY, TO KEEP IT HOLY
V: HONOUR THY FATHER AND MOTHER
VI: THOU SHALT NOT KILL
VII: THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY
VIII: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL
IX: THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOUR
X: THOU SHALT NOT COVET

Inside Issue 10: Le God, Le Tissier; Murder most fowl; L’affaire Tapie; Treacherous tycoons; Sacred Sundays; Wayward players; Pep the Thief; The standing of statues; The paradox of Josef Bican; Gods and Men (and football).

Don't delay, thou shalt order today.