The Haunted Vagina
It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic...
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It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.
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Format: kindle
ASIN: B005F645MS
Publish date: July 28th 2011
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Pages no: 100
Edition language: English
Category:
Fantasy,
Paranormal,
Humor,
Funny,
Comedy,
Adult Fiction,
Romance,
Erotica,
Adult,
Horror,
Bizarro Fiction
So this was... bizarre, odd, insane, and very entertaining. I couldn't put it down, and believe me, there were times when I wanted to. I really wanted to. For years to come I will say, "I once read a book where a man climbed into his girlfriend's rubbery vagina and fell in love." I am sure a lot o...
One of my Facebook friends posted about this book and at first I thought that there was no way this book could possibly be real. I trotted off to Goodreads and Amazon and sure enough, The Haunted Vagina is a real book. Having read so many books in this genre, I'm always looking for anything quirky...
"It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead." BaHaHaHa....
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