The Perfect Wife
by:
Lynsay Sands (author)
She hopes her groom is partial to cherries … For that's what Avelyn fears she will resemble at their wedding feast: too round, too red, in the scarlet gown she barely fits into . . . and perhaps too tart for his taste? Her groom no doubt wants a sweet, biddable bride, tiny and trim, as Avelyn...
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She hopes her groom is partial to cherries … For that's what Avelyn fears she will resemble at their wedding feast: too round, too red, in the scarlet gown she barely fits into . . . and perhaps too tart for his taste? Her groom no doubt wants a sweet, biddable bride, tiny and trim, as Avelyn is desperately trying to appear. After the lonely, harsh life of a knight, Paen Gerville desires a lively, well-rounded woman, one with soft, plump breasts to cushion his weary head. Yet his wife-to-be promises no such delights—and her health is apparently so fragile that she faints in his arms after their first kiss. But all it takes is one split bridal gown for her hidden assets to become eye-poppingly apparent. And Paen can anticipate a glorious wedding night filled with other delightful surprises as he sets out to convince Avelyn what he already knows in his heart: that she is indeed . . . The Perfect Wife!
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Format: paperback
ISBN:
9780062019776 (0062019775)
ASIN: 62019775
Publish date: April 26th 2011
Publisher: Avon
Pages no: 384
Edition language: English
Category:
Humor,
Funny,
European Literature,
British Literature,
Historical Fiction,
Romance,
Adult,
Medieval,
Historical Romance,
Marriage,
Fat,
Plus Size
Avelyn has always known she isn't the most slender of women, and on her wedding day is determined to look slip and beautiful, what every man wants. So she is shocked to discover that she can't fit into her wedding dress, and ends up binding herself to the point where she faints at the alter and land...
Omg. There are awful books and then there are just plain awful books. This is one of the latter. I had so many issues with this book from start to *near* finish. I tried finishing it, don't even ask me why. Good lord the dialogue and non-existent plot just put me to sleep and don't get me started on...
A Perfect Mess. Sorry, Lynsay Sands usually provides a good read for me; but, the humor fell flat in this one. Who has their wedding dress made two sizes two small as an incentive to lose weight? Not a good idea and the results were not funny. I did not like the repeated humiliation of the heroi...
This is a light and fun read. I found myself laughing throughout the book.