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The Princess & the Penis - R.J. Silver
The Princess & the Penis
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A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a... show more
A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination.
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Format: ebook
ISBN: 9781452373300
Publisher: Smashwords Edition
Edition language: English
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Sheziss loves Zeshak
Sheziss loves Zeshak rated it
3.0 Not suitable for children...
A hilarious tongue-in-cheek version of The Princess and the Pea.Not appropriate for kids.Princess Amalia cannot sleep. There is a lump in his bed and she wakes up with a pain in her rump. And it has a peculiar form... “You said it was big,” said Aunt Leila. “Exactly how big?”“Well,” answered the pri...
KizunaYueMichaelis
KizunaYueMichaelis rated it
4.0 The Princess & the Penis
Cute and very funny. I loved the aunts.
A Voracious Reader
A Voracious Reader rated it
3.5 Kindle Review
*Book source ~ Free on Amazon I think the title is pretty much self-explanatory. An entertaining read and certainly not as naughty as I thought it was going to be considering the title. Talk about extreme lengths though. Heh eh I said extreme lengths. *snorts* But really what I meant was the Kin...
Yodamom Finds her Force
Yodamom Finds her Force rated it
4.0 An Adult Fun Fairytale
The jokes never stop, the innuendoes hilarious, the lump impressive and cuddly. This quick romp with an innocent princess and her growing lump had me laughing so loud I had tears. This is a fairy tale for grown women to dream about. I'll revisit this kingdom for a fun quicky many times. Oh and it...
Jude1111
Jude1111 rated it
5.0 The Princess & the Penis
*** JUST HILARIOUS ***I read a friend's review of this ,that was so funny I HAD to read it...An adult take on a fairy STORY...no sex though,just loads and loads of brilliant innuendos....and my God the two Aunts are epic,just so funny!!!.So in this tale the 'pea' becomes the 'penis'"I don't think so...
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