When a zombie outbreak puts a teenage dance party to a violent end, lovestruck metalhead Chuck Zelmer finds himself in a bloody, graphic and academically philosophic chase through the halls of the Bed and Breakfast where the party took place.Featuring:-Rich, character-driven narrative revolving around an angsty-yet-philosophically-inclined teenager, his family, his equally angsty first love, death metal, Plato, romance, and a graphic, gory zombie apocalypse -Philosophical arguments potentially for and against postmodernism (Deridda, Lyotard), Plato's theory of Forms, a 'Circle of Forms', and a new 'Theory of absolute Absolutes (or: True Relative Opposites)'-200+ 'death metal' playlist-Nine Gustave Dore illustrations-The Chariot of Death-Detailed philosophical glossaryGenres: Horror, Philosophy, Narrative Philosophy, Zombie Fiction, Fiction/Nonfiction, Zombie Apocalypse, Introduction to Philosophy, Platonic Philosophy, Post-Postmodern Philosophy, Critique of Postmodernism, Coming-of-Age, Romance131 pages (story: 107 pages + Glossary + 200+-song death metal playlist + more)