Look, if you're reading this right now, you're clearly not illiterate. And chances are you don't hate ALL reading.But let's be honest: sometimes you're asked to read a book that you just don't want to read, don't have time to read, or is so boring and awful you can't stand to read. Maybe you picked up a study guide and realized it was even worse, just shorter.You want Bookhacker. Dare I say, you need Bookhacker. We strip away all the subtlety and stuffiness, presenting to you the gooey center:1. Plot - We do the reading so you don’t have to. The 9 essential plot points of the story.2. Characters - If you can’t figure out what this section is about, you should probably be coloring.3. Analysis - Themes, symbolism, and all manner of insufferable literary nonsense.4. Quotes - All the intimacy of the book with none of the commitment.5. Extras - Media, links and leftovers.