The best in Bizarro fiction were challenged to write stories and poems that included vaginal flatulence, and take it seriously. The results are hilarious, horrifying, weird, and even poetic. Contributors include: Ellie Church-INTRODUCTION Justin Grimbol-PUSSY BEAR AND THE TIME MACHINE Garrett Cook-AND YOU TOLD ME AGAIN YOU PREFER HANDSOME MEN Justin Grimbol(writing as Pussy Bear)-LISTEN TO OUR CREEPY SEX SOUNDS Christy Leigh Stewart-PLAYBOY Kevin Strange-SLEEP NOW, SINNER J.W. Wargo-NATURE BOMB D.F. Noble-SHE'S FULL OF STARS Gina Dentata-A LITTLE QUEEF Alex S. Johnson-JAYFACED Brian Williams-L'ODEUR DE L'AMOUR Jimmy Pudge-THE PUSSY WHISPERER Michael Allen Rose-THE SOUND OF HER Anastasia Quinn-THE AIR BETWEEN US Stephan Imri-Knight -EROTOPHOBIAN TRENCH COAT Justin Grimbol-THE PILLOW HUMPER Michael H. Antonio-MY LIPS ARE SEALED Jess Gulbranson- CASSOULETTE Mark Allen Berryhill-TAKING CARE OF CHLOE Philip LoPresti-THE FLUX Craig Mullins-STITCHES, STAPLES, AND S.T.Ds Charie D. La Marr-THANK YOU Justin Grimbol-FINGER WIGGLE SESSION Brent Michael Kelley-QUEEF STAR SIX Viva La Muerte-THE QUEEF THIEF Mandy DeGeit-I AM BUT A BALLOON Andrea de Fonseca-FOURTEEN SECONDS Michael LeSueur-SNOW WOMEN Spike Marlowe-THE MUSICIAN Nick Cato-HERS IS A LUSH SITUATION David Anderson-CUTTING THE CHEESE Jason Wayne Allen-ALPHA PUSSY FIGHT! FIGHT! Pussy Bear-THAT'S THE STUFF