Life is very irritating.

It's a fact that we all have to deal with on a regular basis.

Rude people who cut you off on the highway. Supermarket trips that make you want to consider kicking the person in front of you. Yelling at your genitals for having the ability to create children. Never mind all of the ugliness of the world, from racism to war, men who mistreat women to guys who don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom.

The way I see it, you have two choices in dealing with it. You can either get angry at you irritations or...

You can do like I do and laugh at them. Sometimes heartily.

A lot of things irritate me every day, and one day I decided to list them, paring them down to the 90 that either drives me nuts or makes me shake my head at the human race. I am willing to bet that some of my irritations are yours...so much so, that I wrote a book about it.

Want to find out? Here's your chance.

Written in short sections, "90 Things" is a tongue-in-cheek look at life and the things in it that drive us insane. The book tackles a variety of subjects:

The controversial (racial tension and stereotypes) to the simply annoying (rude people in supermarkets);

The lack of good sense in smart people (why women let men keep hurting them) to pure greed (how the rich keeps getting richer off of the middle class, the inane status of American politics);

The joys (and mostly trials) of raising offspring (children and their evil ways) before finally taking an inside look at my own pet peeves that makes me place my head in my hands in frustration.

Written with a wink and a hope for us all, “90 Things” will make you smile at some things, get angry at others, but hopefully make you question how we as human beings have survived this long without destroying ourselves.