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Agnes and the Hitman - Bob Mayer, Jennifer Crusie
Agnes and the Hitman
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Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love…Agnes Crandall's life goes... show more
Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love…Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on.  Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window.  His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems:  he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes.  When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either.  Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice.  Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and--most dangerous of all--each other.  Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and salty--a novel of delicious proportions.
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Format: hardcover
ISBN: 9780312363048 (0312363044)
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Pages no: 368
Edition language: English
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SusannaG - Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady
SusannaG - Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady rated it
4.0 Agnes and the Hitman
Agnes publishes her syndicated food column under the name of "Cranky Agnes," inspired by her anger management issues; she is, however, justifiably cranky one night when a teenaged mobster shows up with a gun, attempting to kidnap her dog. (She whacks him over the head with a handy cast iron frying ...
Just Another Bibliophile
Just Another Bibliophile rated it
5.0 Agnes and the Hitman
I needed this book. "Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love…" T...
Kaethe
Kaethe rated it
5.0 Agnes and the Hitman - Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer
Nothing says rom com like a body in the basement, amIrite? There are writing pairs who bring out the best in one another (Gaiman and Pratchett, for instance) and this s another such.It is truly a warm, funny family comedy, and also a pretty thrilling crime story. And there’s a dog, and a great house...
fruitcakes
fruitcakes rated it
4.0 Agnes and the Hitman
This was RIDICULOUS, but also I loved it. Hit me solidly in the found family feels, and also Agnes is HILARIOUS.
fruitcakes
fruitcakes rated it
4.0 Agnes and the Hitman
This was RIDICULOUS, but also I loved it. Hit me solidly in the found family feels, and also Agnes is HILARIOUS.
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