Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens... show more
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.
Publish date: October 5th 2009
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Pages no: 104
Edition language: English
Laaaaaaangweilig. Aber immerhin hab ich jetzt eine schöne Um- und Beschreibung für Nazispacken. “Ass Goblins“ trifft es doch ganz gut
I honestly don't know what to say about this book. It's a true nightmare ... and it's one of the best things I've ever read. Imagine David Lynch and Bill Burroughs ground up into a sausage that used H.P. Lovecraft as a casing. That sausage might be able to write this book. Cameron Pierce just catapu...
I really wanted this to be awesome. I'm a big fan of weird. I'm a big fan of gross. I'm also a big fan of writing, and that's where the book lost me. I don't mind being made sick to my stomach, and if a book can make me actually clench my sphincter, so much the better, but I CANNOT abide poor writin...
This read is all about ass. Where it is, what size it is, what's on it, and what can go in/out of it. Well, maybe there's more, but that is what I walked away with.
This is the most bizarro book I've ever the (dis)pleasure of reading. I read it because I wanted to try this genre but it was just not good to my liking. Of course this book will appeal to others but to me it didn't.The plot is quite weird (what?) we’re introduced to Prisoners 999 and 1001, conjoine...