This is not a book of naughty pictures. This book contains:

1. People with weird names.
2. Drawings of the people with weird names.
3. No fewer than 117 sexual propositions.
4. An explanation of the nightly moving of the Eiffel Tower.
5. One reference to Joseph Campbell.
6. A scary part in a tunnel with bones.
7. Over 130 small original works of “art.”
8. One poor copy of a good painting.
9. A friendship.
10. An un-friendship.
11. French hippies.
12. A demon.
13. Hunger.
14. An argument over a sandwich.
15. An unnecessarily long description of The Raft of the Medusa by Théodore Géricault (see number 8).
16. A trite (but bittersweet and heartfelt) ending that says something like, “We’ll always have Paris.”