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Bite Me - Christopher Moore
Bite Me
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The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa.... show more
The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein® platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then there's that vampire cat Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter—and thirstier—by the minute. Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non . . . Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, Abby's gay Goth friend Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. And that's when the fun really begins.
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Format: hardcover
ISBN: 9780061779725 (0061779725)
Publisher: William Morrow
Pages no: 309
Edition language: English
Series: A Love Story (#3)
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Reading Between Classes
Reading Between Classes rated it
2.0 Bite Me: A Love Story
As the third book in this series, Bite Me, simply does not live up to the standards set by its predecessors. A considerable chunk of the character's time is spent trying to find one another, Jody trying to find Tommy, Tommy trying to find Jody, Abby trying to find either or both of them. This does...
Some insignificant thoughts
Some insignificant thoughts rated it
5.0
The first half of the book was a bit slow-paced and dragging. While it was nice to go on with the plot from different characters, I felt as if it was just descriptions and no action. Later, the pace went to light-speed, which kinda annoyed me as well.The whole action was 20 pages that left me asking...
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Catchy Blog Title Forthcoming rated it
3.0
Swift read, positively delightful. Couldn't help but laugh every few pages.
beccabee
beccabee rated it
Man, I love Christopher Moore. I tend to forget how great his books are until I pick up another one.
Leah's Bookshelf
Leah's Bookshelf rated it
0.0 Bite Me (A Love Story #3) by Christopher Moore
I stopped reading Bite Me on page 38. Just wasn't feelin' it.
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