Bogarted
Teen Wolf fanfic3,126 wordsAlternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)
Teen Wolf fanfic3,126 wordsAlternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)
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Publisher: AO3
Edition language: English
Very funny. Could have been longer... it had so much potential. Perfect plot for at least a 100-page story...Poor Derek hahaha.
"That night, Stiles has a black-and-white, dramatically-lit dream. Derek’s there, wearing a beige trenchcoat and a felt fedora; Stiles has on heels and vampy-red lipstick, and Derek is crowding him up against an old-fashioned writing-desk and murmuring angel-face in his ear. It’s the most confusing ...
Derek rolls his eyes at his own self.He just can't help it because being cursed to narrate your life?? - Complete humiliating torture for the normally reticent, emotionally constipated guy.Hilarious, revealing, sexy and fun!!
OMG what a hilarious bit of fun!
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