WHAT IS THE SECRET TO REALLY CARING WELL FOR YOUR BULLDOG? — WE INTERVIEWED A BULLDOG TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANTYOUR BULLDOG NEEDS LOVING AND SIX MEALS DAY, CAREFULLY PAIRED WITH WINE. HERE IS HOW YOU CAN PAIR THE RIGHT WINE WITH THE RIGHT FOOD TO KEEP YOUR BULLDOG HAPPY AND SLOBBERING. THIS BOOK WILL REVOLUTIONIZE BULLDOG TRAININGNoted bulldog poet and gourmet Bull Dogger gives practical advice on how to care for your bulldog. Bull Dogger notes: “We bulldogs cannot expect you humans to understand all our complex needs. After all, you are only human! This guidebook on how to raise a bulldog seeks to fill in the gaps in human knowledge about what the sophisticated bulldog needs to thrive and survive in this world where humans work so bulldogs can eat, drink wine, nap and write poetry. By following these rules, humans can enjoy the many benefits of having a bulldog in their lives. We offer loyalty, companionship, protection and farts so loud as to scare off any unwanted visitors. Seriously, our farts can blow out windows and set off car alarms. Retreat, Intruder, or I will fart again! You have been warned! So study well, you humans who describe yourselves as “owner” — we bulldogs are counting on you to understand your support role in our lives while we stay in your home and eat your food and drink your wine. Lots of wine.” In this book you will find practical advice like this:Comfortable Bed: Please provide us with a comfortable bed. Our slobber and sleeping space needs to have some elegant padding so we can fully rest our manly bulldog bulk after a tough day drinking in the park with our bulldog homiesNutrition: The Bulldog “Six Meals A Day For Strength” Program —Let us put it to you this way — breakfast is one of our six favorite meals of the day.Grooming: If you have time to take an accredited course in bulldog grooming, that would be highly appreciated! Other Pets In The Home: We see no need for them — parrots or Mynah birds in a cage? If we wanted to hear something repeat itself, we would hire an Irish drunk to tell stories. No birds unless they are cooked. Can’t be too clear on this.Temperature Control: Look, we are built for comfort, not for speed. Our thick coat was designed for the misty weather of England. So have an umbrella handy if we are out for a walk. When we get overheated, we sometimes have a bulldog meltdown.Please Buy Your Book Now And Be The Best Bulldog “Owner”